how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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