no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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