we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
