You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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