Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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