awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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