where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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