my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Hippo gnu deer
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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