i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I believe in your delicious
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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