What should our trivia night team be named?
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stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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