In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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