butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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