if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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