You really coming over, don't trick.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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