On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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