The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i permit you to call me
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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