my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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