Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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