1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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