Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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