I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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