You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
