just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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