I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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