And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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