Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
40s are totally the cure
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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