Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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