how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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