i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
please don't ironically join a cult
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