I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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