3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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