i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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