The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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