p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wish i was in the wii world.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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