This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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