Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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