On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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