Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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