There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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