Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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