I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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