tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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