YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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