Please, let me fuck your mom
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
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I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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