the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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