The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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