Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
