am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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