K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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