There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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