Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Randomize
